I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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