More tranny stories later!
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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