Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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