I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i think my mom watched the whole time
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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