Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
did you just send me my own nude
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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