CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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