Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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