Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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