I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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