so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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