the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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