hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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