you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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