I think I am morally bankrupt
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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