Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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