Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
