Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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