watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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