All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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