i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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