It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
