Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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