guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Houston, we have a squirter
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
