When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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