so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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