So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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