I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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