why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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