he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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