You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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