new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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