so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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