The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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