shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You can't just leave with hair like that
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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