at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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