I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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