Whoa Z and x make the same sound
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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