Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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