what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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We are two peas in an std pod
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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