Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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