What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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