I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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