There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he thought i was a dude.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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