Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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