See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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