their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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