Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
my liver is dry heaving
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