so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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