you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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