do herpes really smell.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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