I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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