So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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