I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
