I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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