Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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