no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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