OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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