i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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