Dual....:-)
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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